I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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