you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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