Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I am one with the molecules
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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