so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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