Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Your penis caused this!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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