Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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