Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i out mim tonsoeep
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
