respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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