I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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