I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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