I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
whose parrot is this?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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