I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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