call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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