break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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