her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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