I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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