I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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