were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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