people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
