so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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