Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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