sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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