So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
