She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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