She is in my trunk
4 words: hood of his car
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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