Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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