She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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