Dual....:-)
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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