You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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