he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Enjoy the penises
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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