I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
and she was petting her beer can
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Come share oat with me in your robe
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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