That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we have officially lost it.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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