Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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