You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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