my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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