What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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