brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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