Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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