I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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