I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
