is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
accomplished twins. life is a go
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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