we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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