it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
When are your genitals available?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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