real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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