I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
