This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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