Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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