Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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