WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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