Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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