I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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